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[-] maculata@aussie.zone 13 points 5 months ago

Imagine if those little fuckers were like 20 feet long.

[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Uh, I have bad news for you...

[-] maculata@aussie.zone 8 points 5 months ago

Yeah yeah wise ass. I meant like 6.096 metres.

[-] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The joke was thet they are but you didn't know. Hidden horror kinda joke.

[-] maculata@aussie.zone 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I’d kinda Iove it if they were. If there was remote island in South Asia where the BIG ones lived.

[-] Maultasche@feddit.de 5 points 5 months ago

We could summon it by having tiny twins sing its name.

[-] maculata@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

“Ooooooooh BETTY!?!?!”

[-] ma11ie@lemmy.one 3 points 5 months ago

If we start the selective breeding now, we could be there in a couple hundred years!

[-] maculata@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Are they that slow?

this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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