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The least surprising thing to ever happen happened (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 51 points 5 months ago

The obsession with dick sizes is ridiculous

Now duck size

I wanna see some very large ducks

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

Why do you have to show me the one bad duck?

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

I'm sorry conrad powercry-1

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

It's okay, look at these ducks

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 31 points 5 months ago

Ducks that hang out in the yard love it when I'm watering plants.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Wonderful, I love it!

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Been feeding them on the reg for a couple months now trying to get some ducks of unusual size.

[-] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

Awe I love the duck couples, I always imagine them like cute lil people having a nice time out

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They're very cute. There's a bachelor that shows up occasionally but he's not nearly as friendly. The couple will waddle over and get within a couple feet of me when I'm watering or bringing out the bag of feed to refill their tray.

[-] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

Tbf there aren't a lot of ducks bigger than that one, politically, culturally

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

d20-ah-fuck CRITICAL MISS

deeper-sadness

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Every time I watch it I think this is going to be the time he finally hits him

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

In a just world...

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Excellent polecat

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

you are what you eat

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Time to eat some poles

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml @polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml watch out (or prepare if you're into that)

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 4 months ago

Oh don't worry, we're used to it, there's even a variation of the homo homini lupus proverb here with all words replaced just by a "Pole" which goes "Polak Polakowi Polakiem"

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

xok-og

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 months ago

:panting: oh mommy

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I can't believe that your old pfp was American psycho

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Stallman turned american psycho lol

But this represents me better for who I am. Something more than just a Free Software enthusiast.

I'm the dream commie, Polish boytoy :crush:

[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Who cuter you or him?

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 months ago

I'm softer on the face and have a lighter jawline, so probably me. But damn isn't the blondy good lookin'. He's kind of a reference for me since I've seen this photo.