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[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 37 points 5 months ago

Carefully timed explosives placed in the middle of the moon causing it to split in half, one half going away from Earth and the other half going right into the Atlantic coast. Problem solved.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

There was a book about that. It did indeed result in a new continent in the Atlantic. Then all the people Europe colonized rise up and kill all the Europeans and take over that continent, the end.

I enjoyed it.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/61273333-the-hopkins-manuscript

[-] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 months ago
[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 months ago

I dunno, why do you guys keep asking me?

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Just make sure you time it right so that the ocean is facing the moon

[-] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Gundam type bullshit

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Wouldn't the friction from half of the moon entering the atmosphere generate enough heat to set most of the east coast on fire? I remember one of my teachers telling me it would but it definitely wouldn't be the first time one of my teachers was wrong.

[-] suction@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Wait, you’re joking right? It can’t be that easy??

[-] shani66@ani.social 2 points 5 months ago

Depends on how the moon is wobbling that day

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