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It's just not fair! (lemmy.world)
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[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 years ago

Too be fair, we can kill them too. I bet people kill more bears than bears kill people.

[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 55 points 2 years ago

In 2023 hunters reported harvesting 1,616 black bears in Oregon – 680 during the spring season and 936 in the fall

https://myodfw.com/articles/2024-spring-bear-hunting-forecast

Oregon has not documented any fatal bear attacks.

https://www.kptv.com/2023/05/24/bear-attacks-la-grande-man-after-he-shoots-it-twice/

[-] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 years ago

Looked it up fairly recently (cuz you know men got mad about bears or whatever) but don’t have source on me: Black bears cause about 1.2 human deaths per year across all of America.

[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago

That's probably about right. Black bears don't get into fights they don't have to. I don't know how many dozens of black bears I've been around, but the only problem I've ever had involved a cub. Even that was a communication issue! I was trying to get the hell out of there, the cub was moving towards me, and the sow didn't like me moving in any direction lol

[-] wedeworps@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago
[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago

Made myself as big as possible, had my .357 out just in case, and not as slowly as I meant to continued to walk backwards the way I had come. Once she stopped coming towards me I turned around and went back to where I knew a clearing was. I plopped my ass in the middle of the clearing just in case, and waited a while. Once the shadows moved enough I headed back up the path and got to my truck.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Takes them five years to finally kill that second human

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

The only stories I hear about black bear related deaths typically involve some kind of "Messing With Sasquatch" moment on a couple of cubs.

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

It's kinda why I never got the whole would you rather thing. As a fairly big dude, I'd much prefer the bear over a man or a woman. The bear is more than likely just going to scamper off. Even decent people in bad situations are very dangerous creatures, and more than likely, I'm just going to have to take care of a complete stranger in the woods.

[-] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

No question. They're regularly hunted.

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but we're not cute, so it makes sense

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Says you. Actually other animals think we naked apes are totally cute.

[-] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I found Snow White

[-] novibe@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

But people LOOK like they can kill. They are no fuzzy and cuddly…

yeah exactly, i look like i rape people as a hobby.

But i'm probably one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I just look homeless.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Tigers are fuzzy and cuddly, and they look like they can kill, with self-sharpening claws and big canine teeth.

We look like funny apes, and what makes us dangerous are all strange magics like sticks that spit rocks, mists of death and our capacity to summon and play with fire. Then we build giant nests of concrete and lights and clockwork machines.

[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Calm down there Mowgli

[-] Senseless@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

You obviously haven't seen me.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Idk, we're pretty cuddly

this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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