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https://x.com/IPCC_CH/status/1797608800649621828

Imagine not having >75yr old male dinosaurs as president

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[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 57 points 5 months ago

she's not 75 but she's old too, I wanna elect a president younger than me, give me a candidate who uses slang I don't understand and it isn't because the meaning of the words have been forgotten like scallywag or "dog faced pony soldier"

[-] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

if we ever get a young president it would just be some private school psychopath anyway

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

Can't wait for a Gen Alpha president to make "Skibidi Toilet" references.

[-] commiespammer@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

They should unironically change the US anthem to the skibidi toilet song

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Back when we were kids we used to call each other Poggers but then a boomer named Gootecks tweeted some antivax stuff and for some reason we can't call each other Poggers anymore. Society has become weak.

sicko-zoomer

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

[finger on monkey's paw curls]

TV announcer: "and it looks like Rittenhouse has the electoral votes..."

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