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Americans, what's the plan if Trump wins the election in November? (serious) (lemmy.world)

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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago

i'll be ready to observe everything, and get a documented first hand account of fascism (assuming it happens)

Otherwise, i'll probably just shit and piss myself hoping nothing implodes. while staying very far away from the internet.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world -4 points 5 months ago

....................I really hope you're not in public when the results are announced.

"LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!! HE'S SHITTING AND PEEING IN PANTS RIGHT NOW!!!!"

Maybe you should just stay home. Spend the night on the toilet, ya know? Of coarse, you'll have to shut off the water first, and then flush away the remaining water first.

I mean how ELSE are you going to shit and pee your pants, without making a big mess!!! If you don't shut off the water first, it's just going to clog the toilet and make it overflow.

I mean really. This is day 1 stuff, ya know?

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago

damn, ok first things first. Name checks out.

Second things second, someone here seems to be actively shitting and pissing in their pants, and i'm not quite sure who it is.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

.............you? I mean, the whole basis of the post comes from your post.

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