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[-] archchan@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 months ago

AI in 2077: Based on data provided by corpos about your consciousness, we've determined this is your shitpost from 2024 on Lemmy. You have been deemed a flight-risk by our automated predictive policing system. Here's the number for the suicide hotline.

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[-] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 3 points 5 months ago

Trauma care was a nice touch. Took me a sec to realize the 2077 in the beginning. ;)

this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2024
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