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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 83 points 5 months ago

If you are worried about late marriage you can easily avoid it by going straight to cats and a manfree lifestyle.

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

Cool, but to make room for the cats I had to flush all my snakes down the toilet. Am I doing this right?

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Oh shit, flush the snakes?? Not the husband??

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I don't see the contradiction.

[-] Flummoxed@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Lolololol, good point!!

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

Worst thing for women's friendships is marriage. Stick with your fellow ladies. Live in a big house together and embrace the sorority lifestyle. Reject the Patriarchy, abandon legal monogamy, and embrace Amazonian thought.

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

This sounds awesome. Can I become an honorary woman so I can get in on this? I come with a 100% little brother vibes guarantee.

[-] Shelena@feddit.nl 2 points 5 months ago

Yes, little brother vibes are good vibes. 👍

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago
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