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This shits gayer than the folsom street fair
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Shotgunning my free natty light then removing my coveralls to reveal a rainbow speedo
This is almost the Party Boy bit from Jackass
Yeah and while it would be very visually funny to watch me do it, I'm not about to do this in the US where as far as my outside perspective is concerned, i would die instantly
well it's America so obviously your rainbow speedo would need to have a belly band holster belt holding up your shiny chrome FREEDOM EQUALIZER .45 AARP caliber sidearm
I try to do a bit in America and am instantly shot dozens of times from multiple angles
It's Idaho, so you're probably surrounded by neo-Nazis and Klansmen as soon as you set foot in the bar
Mormons too, but maybe that’s redundant
And an unhealthy smattering of Witnesses to boot
I don't trust any movement that intentionally mispronounces their name and claims to have divine knowledge.
I just want to see turf wars erupt between Mormons and JWs going door-to-door in the same neighborhood.
oh man now I'm imagining bib overalls with buttons up the sides of the legs like those rip-off trainer pants