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President Xi declares imprisonment of Marvel fans (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago by Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Please immediately report any revisionists imploring you to "let people enjoy things" to your nearest Party Disciplinary Committee.

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 64 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

The People’s Court hereby finds you guilty on all charges of watching a film on your telephone and watching a theme park movie. The court sentences you to extreme death by flaying then firing squad.

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

Good morning. It's June 4, two-thousand and twenty-four, and it's a Tuesday. Here in Beijing, beautiful blue skies, a few... wispy clouds, red sun rising. Very still. Around 65 degrees Fahrenheit right now, 18 Celsius. Should get up to the mid-eighties this afternoon, around 26 Celsius. Sunshine all the way! Have a great day everyone!