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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago

School night?

The high end of millennials have grey hair and mortgages now.

[-] niucllos@lemm.ee 29 points 11 months ago

I think that's part of the point? The twitchy zoomers aren't on?

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

School nights are when all the kids that fuck my very old mother have to log off early, so I get to engage in venerable spray 'n' pray duels with formidable peers. For a couple hours, I am esteemed 'average'.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

School night for your 6-12yo.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Or, in the case of one of my former classmates, her 26 year old.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Millennials aren't having kids, silly. We can't afford rent, let alone a child.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 0 points 10 months ago

That's Gen Z.

Us early millenials can "afford" it while taking on massive amounts of debt.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Gen Z is still too young to be having children.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago
[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Exactly. They haven't even reached their 30s yet. These days your 20s is too young to have kids.

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

A lot of people euphemistically use "school night" to mean work night.

[-] Glide@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

God, I wish I had a mortgage.

[-] LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't have mortgage because I cannot afford it but I can afford grey hair.

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I’m a low end millennial and I’ve got both

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Mostly paid off mortgages, in some cases

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Not if you’re in the US with a 30 year fixed.

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

How old do you think millennials are? 80?

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Haha most of us millennials in my circle are still struggling to own property.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah. That's why we can rank on school nights.

Most the players better than us have to go to school in the morning.

We trade sleep for funtime.

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