226
sigh... (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by saltesc@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago

School night?

The high end of millennials have grey hair and mortgages now.

[-] niucllos@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago

I think that's part of the point? The twitchy zoomers aren't on?

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

School nights are when all the kids that fuck my very old mother have to log off early, so I get to engage in venerable spray 'n' pray duels with formidable peers. For a couple hours, I am esteemed 'average'.

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

A lot of people euphemistically use "school night" to mean work night.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

School night for your 6-12yo.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Or, in the case of one of my former classmates, her 26 year old.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Millennials aren't having kids, silly. We can't afford rent, let alone a child.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago

That's Gen Z.

Us early millenials can "afford" it while taking on massive amounts of debt.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Gen Z is still too young to be having children.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago
[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Exactly. They haven't even reached their 30s yet. These days your 20s is too young to have kids.

[-] Glide@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

God, I wish I had a mortgage.

[-] LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't have mortgage because I cannot afford it but I can afford grey hair.

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I’m a low end millennial and I’ve got both

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Mostly paid off mortgages, in some cases

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Not if you’re in the US with a 30 year fixed.

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

How old do you think millennials are? 80?

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Haha most of us millennials in my circle are still struggling to own property.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah. That's why we can rank on school nights.

Most the players better than us have to go to school in the morning.

We trade sleep for funtime.

this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2024
226 points (95.2% liked)

Memes

53598 readers
1060 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 6 years ago
MODERATORS