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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

School night?

The high end of millennials have grey hair and mortgages now.

[-] niucllos@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago

I think that's part of the point? The twitchy zoomers aren't on?

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

School nights are when all the kids that fuck my very old mother have to log off early, so I get to engage in venerable spray 'n' pray duels with formidable peers. For a couple hours, I am esteemed 'average'.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

School night for your 6-12yo.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Or, in the case of one of my former classmates, her 26 year old.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Millennials aren't having kids, silly. We can't afford rent, let alone a child.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

That's Gen Z.

Us early millenials can "afford" it while taking on massive amounts of debt.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Gen Z is still too young to be having children.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Exactly. They haven't even reached their 30s yet. These days your 20s is too young to have kids.

A lot of people euphemistically use "school night" to mean work night.

[-] Glide@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

God, I wish I had a mortgage.

[-] LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't have mortgage because I cannot afford it but I can afford grey hair.

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I’m a low end millennial and I’ve got both

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Mostly paid off mortgages, in some cases

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Not if you’re in the US with a 30 year fixed.

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

How old do you think millennials are? 80?

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Haha most of us millennials in my circle are still struggling to own property.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah. That's why we can rank on school nights.

Most the players better than us have to go to school in the morning.

We trade sleep for funtime.

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