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Fatty liver disease is just self-induced Foie Gras
(slrpnk.net)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
Could be worse, at least you're not suffering from self induced ortolan, AKA the dish so degenerate that it is eaten under a cloth "to hide from the eyes of god such overwhelming decadence."
TIL!
Ortolan Bunting
"Je commenccommence a le prendre et je lui suce le derrière" maïté