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Checkmate Valve (lemmy.world)
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[-] wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.world 55 points 4 months ago

The family sharing works okay but the old school way is good too.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I think they might start getting suspicious when the account age is double the average human lifespan and is still in use.

[-] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 59 points 4 months ago

Not true as I've often been born on January 1st in the early 1900's.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 months ago

I was referring more to the "Years of Service" badge you can find on your Steam profile, whose count begins when your account was created. It shows on the page when you look at the badge itself. Mine shows it was created on August 4, 2006.

[-] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Don't you dare go ruining my joke with your reality-ism.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

My bad, carry on, carry on.

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Hey me too, birthday buddy.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 6 points 4 months ago

Not many situations where you can use the phrase "I've often been born".

[-] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

Glad you noticed that lol, it's really the make or break part of the joke.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah after writing it I sort of realised I was pointing out the joke, but we're here now.

[-] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Naw I didn't mean that, but hell yeah let's be here anyway. To me, technically the joke is that none of us probably bother to put in our real birth month and date when Steam asks us to verify our age before viewing the next game suggestion in our discovery queue or wherever; just spin that wheel for the year lol. But the wording you pointed out is the only tipoff that it's what I'm talking about, over-explaining would have made it boring, and if I go too subtle, then nobody gets it. I was genuinely thanking ye for the noticing the deliberate wording and I hope you got a chuckle :D

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago

"Hey c'mahhhn it's my birthday, you wouldn't delete mah account on my birthday, I'm just'a lil' birthday boi!"

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Assuming valve still exists at that point.

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

but by that point, whoever the inheritors of the account were have probably been paying money and adding new games to it for decades. why would valve destroy their relationship with that customer just because they might still technically have access to some hundred year old games that either don't even run on modern systems, or might even be public domain by that point?

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Because eventually some dickhead like Huffman or Musk will get control and see nothing but dollar signs and completely ruin everything.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 7 points 4 months ago

Nah, because while it would be very easy to implement something like that, it would require specifically doing it. Programmers have 3 reasons for writing code

It's cool. It's necessary. I was told to do it in exchange for money

(And the secret fourth reason, it just kinda happened. I was building this related thing and I realized it'd be stupid easy to toss it in...I was in a fugue state and I have no idea what I wrote, but it's some of my best code ever)

Devs don't generally care about this kind of thing, and most of the time neither do the business folk. This kind of unnecessary crackdown only comes up when consultants like McKinney, who I've recently learned are the reason everything sucks

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I was told to do it in exchange for money

and most of the time neither do the business folk

Allowing libraries to accrue over generations is something business folk keenly care about because it impacts profits over time.

It's literally why they have rules against transferring ownership.

You can tell yourself it's for other reasons, but you'd just be lying to yourself about Valve being more benevolent than they actually are. They actually are in it to make money. Being told to do it in exchange for money is pretty much why this will happen.

Valve, at the end of the day, is still a company even if they're marginally more consumer friendly than most. (Let's not ignore that a lot of their "consumer friendly" decisions, like being able to return games, were literally because of laws saying they had to. They didn't do it out of the "goodness of their hearts," they did it because in some places they were being legally required to do so.)

[-] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

By that time, all the games you bought now will be public domain.

[-] Jaybob32@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

But will they care if the account continues buying games? Is it easier to let it slide, or force someone to make a new account, there by pissing them off?

[-] Varven@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

In Australia we don't have family sharing for some stupid reason

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 17 points 4 months ago

I dunno if it's "family sharing" or some other thing, but I can play games from my sister's library through some means that I set up a couple of years ago.

[-] yeather@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Yes it’s family sharing

[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

I cannot imagine they’re going to keep family sharing as is - currently a couple of buddies and I shared a family account and now we all have access to over 700 games. I only had to coordinate with one of them, we all basically chained off each other. The abuse must be massive.

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 months ago

I was under the impression that if someone is playing a game from your library you can't access it unless you boot them out (or you put steam in offline mode, meaning no updates or multiplayer for the duration). Is that no longer true?

[-] eatham@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago

You can just play another one of the 700. If you want to play together then you need multiple copies.

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Ooooooh. I was under the mistaken impression that your whole library was locked down, not just the one game. Good to know!

[-] Drigo@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago

They changed that in an update a couple months ago, so it's only the game that is being played that's locked and not the whole library

Update: Steam news - Introducing Steam Families

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Wow, guess I'll never kick my old roommate off then.

[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah but that’s only a problem if both of you want to play the same game at the exact same time. It’s like sharing a physical copy of a game with your friend but it instantly transports to their computer/console.

[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

I replied the same thing to another comment, but I had thought it locked down the whole library rather than just the one game being played. I could have sworn I ran into that issue but it's been a long time since I tried it do I suppose I misremembered.

[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

Nope total access unless you both want to play the exact same game at the same time. It’s great lol

[-] wonderfulvoltaire@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

How is that abuse? Imagine how many viruses you'll be avoiding by legitimately sharing games with your friends.

[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Come on dude…are you kidding? You and I could do a family share without any risk to each other and share our entire libraries tonight. That is not the sameas handing off to your buddies. I love the family sharing program, I am currently using it. I am not against piracy. Let’s get all that out of the way.

Surely you see the potential issue here if this is supposed to be a family sharing program?

[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Surely you see the potential issue here if this is supposed to be a family sharing program?

Just my brother from another mother fam, no hating.

[-] SeducingCamel@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

I started elden ring from a family share recently, friend hasn't gotten the dlc so I'm just getting to experience the main game for free before deciding if I actually want to spend 80 on the game and dlc

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