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[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago

So I have a fake white supremacist Facebook account where I befriend Nazis and then report all their Nazi posts and get them banned. My Klan friends are extra hilarious because they're so exquisitely stupid. One of them spent last weekend trying to pull a bad tooth out of his head with pliers.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Nice. Good job reporting them. Fuck Nazis!

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

And as much as I hate cops, I might have reported some of them to law enforcement.

[-] Brickardo@feddit.nl 11 points 4 months ago

They might have given them a medal instead of a reckoning

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I have a good FBI dude who helps a lot. We found some J6 people together.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago

Damn, I kind of want you to create a community to post about all these people.

But I want even more for them to not find out who your alter egos are!

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Well it's been eight years now so they're pretty comfortable with me.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

"Dave's a white supremacist? I'll have to ask him about it at the next klan meeting!"

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

And yet they are so close taking over the most powerful country on earth. It's fucking dire.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Not the Klan. They can't even keep their Klavern together, and they fight like cats in a sack.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Mostly about who should be in their group or not, who should lead, which colour of wizard robe they should have in particular, sometimes about paying membership dues. I'm serious when I tell you that algae has more intelligence than the Klan.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

One of the more prominent members of the gop primary election was the son of an Indian immigrant. I wonder if the klan is just the old guard of fascism

[-] xenoclast@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah. It's more your Corpo Nazi. The ones wearing nice suits and complaining about high taxes and the cost of immigrant labor. The ones keeping that cost low by making them fight to get into the country and afraid they'll get caught so they work for peanuts.

Also they hate adult women because they can think for themselves so they take 12 year girls instead thank you very much...

But yeah. Klan at heart but a tiny bit smarter

[-] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

"Yes, hello fellow white nationalists! I think that performing auto-surgery is a great idea and will really show those (slurs) who's boss. Also, I'm pretty sure antibiotics are a (slur about Jews this time) conspiracy, so you should never use them."

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I convinced them to vote for Joe Biden because it'll kick off race war, which is something they're obsessed with.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Just imagine the low IQ intrigue if one of them especially the guy with the bad tooth reads this. The witch hunt could be entertaining. You should figure out a way to get it posted there.

this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2024
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