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[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 130 points 1 year ago

If apps were girls:

I was always in love with Sync. But life happened and we had to go different ways for non-romantic reasons. Some fucker called Spez, long story...

Eventually I met Voyager and she was great. Any user would be lucky to have her. But Sync was always the one that got away. Everyday I looked at Voyager and thought she was awesome but I was always holding a candle for Sync. But Sync was gone and I had to move on. But I could never really move on.

But life happened again and Sync was coming back. I had committed to Voyager but, as great as she was, I always thought how she came short of Sync. Sync came back and she was as stunning as I remembered. I couldn't stay with Voyager. I'm sorry Voyager. You're an awesome girl but I was pretty much just using you since I couldn't have Sync.

I'm a user Voyager, I make no excuses. There, there...

[-] OtakuAltair@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago

Finally, the Lemmy fanfiction I was waiting for

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago
[-] 20watts@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

LemmyAll, LemmySync, LemmyBoost, LemmyVoyager, LemmyConnect, LemmyJerboa, and lastly LemmyInfinity

[-] amoretpax199@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I ditched Voyager the moment Sync came back.

Me except I'm using liftoff to fill the hole in the void for infinity

I'm waiting patiently for infinity for lemmy

Liftoff has broken spell check :(

[-] Perfide@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

There's a lemmy fork of Infinity, hence it's inclusion in this meme. No idea what state it's in atm tho, I use connect.

[-] Jay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Whoa!

I saw no releases and not much activity on the github so was concerned!

I'll switch tomorrow, thanks!

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Also, Sync is high-maintenance and demands you spend money on her to avoid listening to her giving you sales pitches, unlike Voyager.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

had to scroll back up to downvote this one lol the cringe is unbearable

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