On antidepressants and in therapy, which is why I am still here. It is funny, though. Imagine it:

Scene: several people are sitting in a zoom call, with cameras on. It's dead silent.

Coworker 1: Should we just get started?

Coworker 2: Probably, pix's missed the other meetings today too, I doubt they'll show up now.

Coworker 3: I'm starting to get pretty sick of them being so unreliable. I hope whatever they're doing instead of at least letting us know they won't be here is important.

Hard cut to my torso and legs, neck and head out of frame, gently swinging suspended above the ground

This continues for a couple seconds, letting the shock factor linger, before the Seinfeld outro slap bass starts playing