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Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

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[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

I invested in one of those super fancy "smart" toilets with built-in bidet and hot air drying.

I used to work for the manufacturer and got a big discount on it before I left. It has a lots of overkill functions but damn I love that thing: Night light, dedicated remote, smell absorbing filter, mobile app, automatic flushing, sensor operated seat.

Its the fanciest thing I own.

[-] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

what's on the app? profiles for different butts? live feedback from a down-under camera? AI stool analysis?

[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I have a bidet with the functions he mentions other than auto flush as it installs on a standard American toilet. You scoff, but profiles probably are a thing.

Mine has a remote that probably does what his app does. It controls:

Start/Stop
Water temperature
Seat temperature
Water pressure
Angle of nozzle
Oscillator
Turbo mode
Air dryer
Deodorizer
Children's mode
Women's hygiene mode
Default run duration timer setting
Power save mode

[-] KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

But what I really want is for it to say "Arigato Daddy-sama (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)" after I shit in it

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