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Fun is mandatory. (hexbear.net)

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 97 points 4 months ago

Meanwhile america takes 20 years to close a park that keeps killing people and then re-opens it afterward

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 64 points 4 months ago

Fuckin' Action Park

The fact that people reminisce fondly of going to a death park is astounding

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 43 points 4 months ago

"We used to be able to die in themeparks when I was a kid. We can't now, because of woke"

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Texas secedes over closure of Mr Bones Wild Ride

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago

If the terrordome were built people would wax nostalgic about it

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

No doubt in my mind. Just look at all the people who yearn for sports leagues to allow players violently mangle themselves until they're completely disabled.

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The most dangerous part of that park is present in almost all waterparks and if you've been in a wave pool or two there's a chance you swam in the same pool that someone died in

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Yep

I almost died at the wave pool at Noah's Ark when I was six

So, I found my weird Communist quirk

Death to wave pools

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

yeah but it did look awesome

there is something fun about chaos

[-] LMagicalus@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 4 months ago

When he was a kid, my dad went to the original Action Park. A few years ago, he took me. When he came in, he said "There's some things missing, but it seems the same otherwise."

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Action Park had a reputation for poorly designed rides, undertrained and underaged staff, intoxicated guests and staff, and a consequently poor safety record. At least six people are known to have died as a result of mishaps on rides at the park.

What the actual fuck lmao