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Fucking incredible lol.
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best satire of enlightened centrism since the disco elysium text with the coalition airships.
this is satire, right?
It's real
https://x.com/NewStatesman/status/844492750129168384
ofc it is
Written by Leadbeater and McBain
I wish this was an insane fever dream I cooked up and it's actually still the 4th and I am laying in bed still tripping balls on those crazy powerful shrooms I ate
I commonly refer back to a mushroom trip my friend had where he was locked in in a tent while we backpacked as this same kind of riff. Half the time he reminisces about the past I look at him with a complete deadpan face and tell him "you're still in the tent".
And honestly, we wish lol
What species of mushrooms? I work with Pans. 0.25-0.5g is a solid dose. Bisporus is what cracked my egg and I recommend it every chance I get!
P. Cubensis also known as "penis envy" cuz they look like a big ol dick
Interestingly enough wikipedia actually has fairly detailed instructions on cultivating them at home lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybe_cubensis
5g is a lot of dicks lol
I know people who have eaten 2g of Pan Cyans and pissed themselves. Most I've taken is 1g, and it was a difficult come up. But the rest of the ride was smooth and clearheaded. Very visual. Comedown was physically difficult. But, I wasn't out to myself at that point, so there was some tension related to boy mode that got rolled into the comedown, I'm sure. For reference, I've taken 2g of APEs and 1g of Cyans was about that, but without the confusion that cubes give me. And lasting about 6 or 8 solid hours instead of 4 or 6.
The Pan. Bisporus are a whole different fungus. Puts boy mode right to sleep if I let it. And, showed me myself clearly for the first time since I was a child.
I'd love to see more people try them/grow them.
Oh yeah I got the time dilation and the ego death all at once. I was fuckin dimension hopping for who knows how long from my perspective. I would pull myself back to reality and look at the clock just to see that what felt like days of travel was just like 30 minutes.
I am firmly in the camp of "everyone should take a shitload of mushrooms in a safe space at least once" camp. Shit will change your life.
Sounds like a good one!
Oh yeah I ate like 5 grams.