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[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 67 points 2 months ago

Right wing Leninists Trump framed as a communist

Lmao fuck liberals, piece of shit spineless weasles.

They're the same as those fascists in the republican party, calling anyone they don't like a communist. It's copied and pasted from their supposed "enemies"

What a deeply unserious system.

Death to America.

[-] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Democrats are Reagan Republicans that co-opted left leaning social issues so they could coup all the insane nationalistic governments they installed during the Cold War with free trade neoliberals.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Indeed...

As I said, there must be something wrong with the U.S if the Republican and Democratic, that are nominally seen as progressive and conservative in Europe, play opposite roles...

Because whatever they do, is always a race to the reaction or current status quo...

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 61 points 2 months ago

I. Fucking. Wish. We. Lived. In. The. World. Right. Wingers. Imagine. We. Are.

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago

best satire of enlightened centrism since the disco elysium text with the coalition airships.

this is satire, right?

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

It's real

https://x.com/NewStatesman/status/844492750129168384

[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

ofc it is distress

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Written by Leadbeater and McBain

I wish this was an insane fever dream I cooked up and it's actually still the 4th and I am laying in bed still tripping balls on those crazy powerful shrooms I ate

[-] Omegamint@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I commonly refer back to a mushroom trip my friend had where he was locked in in a tent while we backpacked as this same kind of riff. Half the time he reminisces about the past I look at him with a complete deadpan face and tell him "you're still in the tent".

And honestly, we wish lol

[-] rayne@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

What species of mushrooms? I work with Pans. 0.25-0.5g is a solid dose. Bisporus is what cracked my egg and I recommend it every chance I get!

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

P. Cubensis also known as "penis envy" cuz they look like a big ol dick

Interestingly enough wikipedia actually has fairly detailed instructions on cultivating them at home lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybe_cubensis

[-] rayne@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

5g is a lot of dicks lol

I know people who have eaten 2g of Pan Cyans and pissed themselves. Most I've taken is 1g, and it was a difficult come up. But the rest of the ride was smooth and clearheaded. Very visual. Comedown was physically difficult. But, I wasn't out to myself at that point, so there was some tension related to boy mode that got rolled into the comedown, I'm sure. For reference, I've taken 2g of APEs and 1g of Cyans was about that, but without the confusion that cubes give me. And lasting about 6 or 8 solid hours instead of 4 or 6.

The Pan. Bisporus are a whole different fungus. Puts boy mode right to sleep if I let it. And, showed me myself clearly for the first time since I was a child.

I'd love to see more people try them/grow them.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

5g is a lot of dicks lol

Oh yeah I got the time dilation and the ego death all at once. I was fuckin dimension hopping for who knows how long from my perspective. I would pull myself back to reality and look at the clock just to see that what felt like days of travel was just like 30 minutes.

I am firmly in the camp of "everyone should take a shitload of mushrooms in a safe space at least once" camp. Shit will change your life.

[-] rayne@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a good one!

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah I ate like 5 grams.

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago

I have heard one communist commentator describe the current choice between the Democrats and Republicans as a choice between permanent Counter-Revolution and capitalism in one country.

[-] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

Folks, the bourgeoisie, they’re no good

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

People are saying it

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

We had the best yards of cloth, the best linens, but now we don’t

[-] Dingus_Khan@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

I need a trump style diatribe against the kulaks so bad

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

Corbyn's private army

sicko-wistful

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

march 2017

Death to America

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 34 points 2 months ago

The right wing is superfluous, because Lenin was right wing since Hitler called himself a socialist.

Czech made, socialists

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Corbyn's private army: prigo-pog

Trump's permanent revolution: chad-trotsky

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Who would win?

Ancap Corbyn and his private army

Trotskyist Trump and his permanent revolution

[-] Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 months ago

Will there be works like "Right wing" Communism: A Geriatric Disorder"?

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In this cursed timeline, I assume it would be something like this:

"Right-Wing" Fascism: A Soyboy Disorder

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Would his success be considered vanguardism, if not for the fact he is a Fascist? I keep seeing elements of Vanguard-party tactics in everything they do, but they are right wing.

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Doesn't vanguardism inherently require that said vanguard be made up of interchangeable people from the working class? Otherwise it's just sparkling hierarchy.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

more like Charles Leadeater

mandatory Corbyn swipe too ofc

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Marxism-Leninism-Trumpism???

Is this some kind of bizzaro accelerationist fever dream?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

no, it's just the usual. cholera is communism. growing old is communism. overdone steak is communism. and so on.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Once again proving that Leftists have the best art understanding.

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

gargantuan-bronze-lenin-head "First we get elected president of the republic and then we raid the parliament and do nothing and then we win a second time and then it's communism" - State and Revolution