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"In some roles, there are some individuals who are best known as 'dumbfucks', like (teachers name) and (teachers mother) for not swallowing (teachers name). We can also call these individuals by the proper scientific term, 'unfortunately alive'. In this totally-hypothetical situation, how long would it take (teachers name) to realize the ever-reducing brake pressure of their pedal, and inevitably, that their brake lines have been cut? Assuming their typical trip home, at what speed would they be traveling when they came to this realization? Lastly, what would be the most likely end result of these series of events, taking into account the afternoon rush hour traffic at [question part two] speeds, in their poor-condition 1991 Toyota Tercel?
Bonus credit (10 points): Keeping in mind that (teachers name) is a horrible person, estimate how many individuals might attend their funeral, and how many would be present just to confirm the body?"
Send that shit right back, with a warning.