I have to use ant traps. I don't know why but they aren't in my kitchen but they love my living room. I like spiders. But I draw the line at these guys...

It's a camel spider which isn't actual a spider but a "fast-moving predatory arachnid with a pair of massive vertical pincers (chelicerae)". They are too fast, too big, and too freaky looking. I squash them on sight. I have too. A couple of them have met their doom in my living room recently.