We just collect his semen and have his lab grown offspring vindicate his fallen father why else do you think we pay the vocel police for besides keeping horny in check? This is why every goon sesh is a revolutionary act of in and of itself, to prevent our genetic code from being exploited against our will. And also to give us extra poison damage when we decide to use our socks as a bludgeoning weapon.

Letting that other guy take the fall for him was not okay