Ulysses T has missed so much (lemmygrad.ml)

submitted 2 years ago by Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Like fr, hows he gonna catch up???

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[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 72 points 2 years ago

Yeah, he missed all right

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

We just collect his semen and have his lab grown offspring vindicate his fallen father why else do you think we pay the vocel police for besides keeping horny in check? This is why every goon sesh is a revolutionary act of in and of itself, to prevent our genetic code from being exploited against our will. And also to give us extra poison damage when we decide to use our socks as a bludgeoning weapon.

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

finally, his plan of referring to Oppenheimer's wife as "booba waifu" is coming to fruition

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Letting that other guy take the fall for him was not okay

[-] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Ulysses T has missed so much

yeah, like that shot for example

way to fumble the bag

[-] CriticalOtaku@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

Gets Kissinger, misses Trump

You win some you lose some

[-] TillieNeuen@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I've been gone for months, did he decide to logout ?

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

He did, then killed Kissinger immediately afterwards.

[-] TillieNeuen@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

fidel-salute

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Hopefully he comes back after he successfully establishes some clandestine org. lenin-laugh

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

kitty-cri

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

There's been SO many videos games and TV shows to make the exact same asinine analysis of and to reply to any statement made regarding pop culture with the same. Dunno if I ever saw him say anything substantial about a meaningful topic. It was just the same annoying bullshit about pop culture

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

i hate games and stuff but always had fun reading his star citizen posts smh kitty-cri

[-] Stolen_Stolen_Valor@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

https://hexbear.net/post/2969601?scrollToComments=false

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

I will rewrite We Didn't Start The Fire, but with fresh new lyrics

[-] FungiDebord@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Rent free

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Lol he wouldn't give a shit about any of this, he'd be too busy ranting about Bay Area tech bros and insulting people for politely disagreeing with his criticisms of some Netflix show.