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[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 78 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I can't admire the president's visage through this rifle scope? I'm sorry, I thought this was AMERICA!

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 38 points 3 months ago

Crawling around on barn roofs with an ar-15 is basically the national pass time of that particularly blighted part of the country.

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

Roof of a barn filled with cops

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

It's like the Mythbusters episode where they tested climbing ducts with magnets and there was a shot of Adam standing there as you heard bang bang bang from the ducts and he was like "I think somebody is trying to break into my building" except that the cops weren't smart enough to figure that out.

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