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Anon is an ally
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this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2024
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I’ve broken just about every bone in each arm and leg. I’ve seen my own blood more times than I can remember and my own bones peaking out my skin twice. Cuts, bruises and minor burns are generally ignored. One day my clumsiness will kill me, because I refuse to learn. At least I will go out proud.
But a cold will fuck me up every single time. Sometimes for days. And yes, I will whine all the time nonstop.
I'd rather have a broken bone once if it means I'll never catch cold again.
Broken leg for couple of months is preferable to blocked and runny nose.
Fuck cold.
When you're not trying to move the affected bone, it's easy to forget about a break. With a cold you're reminded with every breath, every swallow, and every time it makes you sneeze or throw a coughing fit.
Yep, not a fan!
I don't keel over to the flu. Maybe the bitch here is just you. No need to generalise.
Have you considered questioning your gender? Maybe you just aren't manly enough. If you try hard even you can be a manly little bitch while having a cold /j
Nice misandry. Now I know who to block
But do you keel over to the common cold? Stay on topic!