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MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! "ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?" FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE "TORVALD'S TORTELLINI" IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!

yo is this where | get the free as in free beer

IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!

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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 84 points 5 months ago

Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 55 points 5 months ago

I think it's a Linus Torvalds energy

[-] nickhammes@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

If you parked in their lot, the waitstaff will yell profanities at your driver?

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 13 points 5 months ago

Linus Torvalds is the Gordon Ramsay of tech

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

"It's FUCKING ~~RAW~~ DEPRECATED!" ~Chef Torvalds

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