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[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Long rambling voice mails. I promise I will call you back as soon as I am free and you can tell me all about it.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 4 months ago

Hey Bones, this is Jackby, it's about 2 AM on Friday and I was just calling to chat. I guess you're asleep. Guess that makes sense. It's 2 AM. I was just talking with the others about something I couldn't remember the name of and thought you might know, what's that thing that's really annoying? You always used to talk about it. Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving them a voice mail! They didn't answer. I think they're asleep. Crazy stuff. Sorry about that. Anyways, what was I saying? HA! You can't hear me, I've got to figure it out on my own... Hmmm........ OH! Annoying stuff! You used to be annoyed by something. I was trying to remember but I couldn't do I called you. Anyways, call me back. Thanks! Bye!

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

No matter how many times I tell my father that I will not listen his voicemails he still does it. Hi crackhappy. This is your dad. It's ummm let's see. Friday the 20th at about.... 10:15 am. I'm here at the hardware store and I there is this tool I was looking at that I wondered you could help me get a cheaper price on. This tool is just like my dad used to use in 1954, with my uncle hap. Hap was a sailor in the merchant Marines in world war I, and the name of his boat was... Hold on a second I'll get it. Oh right, it was the Jenny Marie. this is but a small sample of the voicemails he leaves

[-] ericatty@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 months ago

Do you ever listen to the end to see if he tied an onion to his belt? It would be hilarious if he was doing a bit from The Simpsons

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

When he dies you're gonna miss that shit. I'd reccomend saving a couple of those voicemails.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

That's a good point. I have a few videos I've taken of us sitting and chatting by the pool in Bali, camping in the Sierra Nevada, christmas in St. Croix, and thanksgiving at my grandma's house, but I think you're right, I should save some of that super mundane stuff too.

[-] Today@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago
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