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Just to be clear, it is perfectly legal for the president to drone strike the judge’s house
Or the DOE complex with the servers and records...
Just saying.
Ok, this was probably totally unintentionally hilarious, but DoE is the accepted abbreviation for Department of Energy. Aka the department that handles nukes.
Department of Education is DoEd to distinguish them.
So when I read this I was like "oh...? Joker mode? Some men just want to watch the world burn, etc.?"
Slightly disappointed, but still funny.
Galaxybrain play is to nuke the DoE's records of nukes to prevent the records from being seized to form a counter-strategy
Alternative ending to fight club
nuke the ~~whales~~ nukes!
Couldn’t he just walk in and hit delete though?
Or just ignore them!
A real leader would have black-bagged all the supreme court judges (maybe not the dissenting ones) the minute they made that judgement to prove a point.