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[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Who could have predicted this????

We've always known that recycling 90% of plastics was a bullshit pipe dream. They cannot be recycled. Oil companies knew it. Governments knew it. Yet here we are churning out record volumes of "recyclable" plastics every year, 40 years later.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

literally our only hope is that some lab manages to make a microbe that really can eat plastic and then it gets accidentally released into the wild and eats up all the plastics in 5 years

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

But, Black Dynamite, I'm filled with plastics!

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Plastic eating bacteria in my balls!

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