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[-] Egon@hexbear.net 137 points 3 months ago

Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
The mistress of fate fears my calves

[-] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 50 points 3 months ago

You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade

We need more post material

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago

Week where decades happen is just when someone gets really into cardio

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

Time is perception and those runs do feel like weeks tbh

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