It's Joever
Never been more Joever.
this is without a doubt the most joever it has ever been and, god willing, ever will be
Yes, it can't be more Joever until he croaks. Which is hopefully caught on camera.
opens isitjoever.com scale
Wait...
taps the scale, the arrow bounces around and stops around 100%
It cannot be...
shakes the scale and places it onto the table, the arrow moves to 100%
Is it... joever?

FUCKING LIBERALS GAHH
“If only he could have made that decision sooner.” You fucking assholes have been saying that his obvious brain damage is a fucking stutter for five fucking years! Shut the fuck up!
2020: umm pointing out Biden's mental decline is ableist sweetie.
2024: wow Biden is fucked up, how come he didn't come forward sooner????
Liberals are always retroactively correct
“It is never time to learn any lessons from our failures of long term planning.”
This is how Bernie Sanders can still win.
Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
The mistress of fate fears my calves
Have you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?
I'm fearful of the consequences... And also my calves
You need to go on a run everyday until the end of this year, comrade
We need more post material
It's her turn 
Finally a real educated respectable politician unlike drumpf who is a very rude guy.
My take away from this is that it wasn’t the genocide, it wasn’t even his shitty debate performance, it was fucking covid that pushed this asshole over the edge. A small amount of justice for all the people who are suffering and dying from this terrible disease that Biden for years has simply been ignoring.
Yep, it was 100% Covid. Either that or his health has declined so much his staff is using Covid as an excuse.
They showed him the CIA heart attack gun they used on Bernie.
They uncovered the secret of the Biden crime family and offered him a deal, drop out or we'll show the world you and Hunter have been running z-library.
oh man the convention is going to be an absolute shit show. There’s no way for the democrats come out of this looking like anything other than usurpers of the democratic process.
Lie about working towards progressive causes.
Get elected.
Do nothing progressive. Instead, obsessively back a genocidal regime.
Have liberals back you for re-election under the assumption that you ever gave a shit.
Drop out and fade into as much obscurity as you possibly can after all the horror you've caused.

Keep the kamala harris megathread handy comrades, we're gonna need it.
Wasn’t it insane how the mainstream press completely silenced Tara reade and accused her of being a Russian plant?
May he be tortured to death by hallucinations of those he's killed in his life as a politician and the lives of those ruined with his policies. May he forget all that's beautiful in this world as he slips gracelessly from his mortal coil. Rest in piss, bastard 
I'm actually considering going to the next local Dem meeting tomorrow to check on their vitals rofl.
Just thought of a very funny outcome: Kamala loses to Trump, and Biden dies immediately afterward, leaving Kamala as a lame duck president for three months
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it’s her turn

