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The fucker's worth between $600 mil and $2.5 bil, just to put his opinion into context. I mean, what kind of regular person isn't worth at least half a billion?
Ah, c'mon! I'm sure you have a few billion laying around the house. Try checking the couch cushions.
Have you tried asking your parents for a modest $1bil loan?
Just need to make coffee at home and stop eating avocados. You'll be a billionaire in no time!