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Jeff's magic money machine (midwest.social)
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[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I'll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Genie: Listen here you little shit

[-] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

Stocks are liquid enough that the genie may not consider it "spending". You could easily buy it, and then just as easily dump it. The move is also big enough that you'll single handedly move the market in the process.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

For a genie it may sound like gambling.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

genie just doesn’t know how to read fundamentals

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I'm just not sure if making an ancient wishmaster aware of stock trading is a good idea.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I call it investing if I can reason the reaons for specific stocks.

[-] marx2k@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

No gambling

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I still "bought" the stocks besides almost everything we buy is a gamble anyways.

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