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[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

I'll buy $100m worth of stocks from all the public companies every month.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Genie: Listen here you little shit

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

For a genie it may sound like gambling.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I call it investing if I can reason the reaons for specific stocks.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

genie just doesn’t know how to read fundamentals

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

I'm just not sure if making an ancient wishmaster aware of stock trading is a good idea.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

Stocks are liquid enough that the genie may not consider it "spending". You could easily buy it, and then just as easily dump it. The move is also big enough that you'll single handedly move the market in the process.

[-] marx2k@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I still "bought" the stocks besides almost everything we buy is a gamble anyways.

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