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[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 67 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid.

Or the person pushed it through and took the picture.

Or there was a massive air bubble.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 103 points 9 months ago

Or someone slapped their cock on it.

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago
[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Username checks out.

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

We've all been there. Fuckin a pizza, slamming your dick in the toilet seat, getting it stuck in a toaster. Boys will be boys!

[-] czech@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago

Look for the guy with a burnt cock.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 10 points 9 months ago

after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 19 points 9 months ago

I don't think so, the way the displaced cheese is thicker by the presumptive tip means that at best someone slid their cock on it!

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

This is the root cause analysis we live for.

[-] GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

I'm trying to imagine putting my dick in cheese that is hot enough to be moved around to that degree, and I don't think it would be very comfortable.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 9 months ago

Get the fuck out of here with your logic

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago

I'm a blast at parties, let me tell you.

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

My scientific brain would think those other possibilities.

Or someone slapped their cock onto the pizza.

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