Was only a matter of time before someone made this dumb point (hexbear.net)

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[-] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago

Yeah but he said diet Mountain Dew which has weird vibes.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

is it gay to drink diet mountain dew guys?

[-] AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 13 points 3 months ago

No, that's Baja blast zero. Diet mountain dew means you're into gilfs.

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

Actually having sex with women is gay because women are womanly by definition and sex is enjoyable so it means you enjoy womanly things

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 months ago

True

Also sometimes womanly things like makeup will rub off on your body. Which is gay. One time I ended up with sparkles all over my chest. Don't be like me. Don't be accidentally gay. Stay away from women.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

yeah, especially when they have glitter eyeshadow and such.. then you get it all over your body and sometimes it just forms in the shape of a star on your back or something like that, and then there's no saving you

[-] AndJusticeForAll@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Diet Dew is the Hasan Piker of sodas.

All the classic flavour of a legacy soda, but the zero calories of a utility soda for an active lifestyle.

[-] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 months ago

He basically cut an ad for Pepsi Co yesterday with his before and after fitness journey pics. He openly talks about drinking diet sodas to satisfy the sugar cravings and Diet Mt Dew is one of his favorites

This body brought to you by Diet Mt Dew ™️

I've never had diet mt dew but I can guarantee with zero doubt it tastes like shit.