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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 75 points 3 months ago

I think the best part is that he asked almost like he was making a doctor's appointment lol "are you available at 3pm on Thursday for some dehumanizing unprotected sex with a smelly neckbeard? No? Would Friday work better?"

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take...

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

You miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket...

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Nah, it might bounce off something and back into the basket. :) Extremely unlikely, but there's a chance!

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