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Smurf-ass motherfuckers. You’re not even real cops but you still wear that dumbass badge. Guess this is where all the academy dropouts ended up at. I see you taking your own backpacks straight past the checkpoints you fucking hypocrites. You couldn’t catch a bomb if it landed right on top of you you fucking fucks AAAAAAAAA!!!!! monke-rage

My butter knife could be used to take control of the plane? Holy fuck are you fucking listening to yourself? That’s literally my fucking job! Fuck you! And they give fucking butter knives to the business class passengers on the fucking plane, holy fucking shit!!! guts-rage

Don’t tell me I’ve been fucking randomed, I can see the green cleared icon reflected in your glasses you lying sack of shit, fuck you! lenin-rage

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[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

I got pulled over by the TSA when I was like 15 in a random search. About 2 days later I opened my wallet and I had 3 MDMA pills in it. Oops.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

The officer put them in there to say what a nice person you are.

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