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[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 81 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I went to China and everything was black and white. There is no color, there. The people eat their pet dogs and plain rice. They don't even need to eat the dogs, they just do it to fuck with westerners. Six men in a dragon costume threw firecrackers at me.

Hire me, NYT

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I went to china and i had to fight a dude in a lion costume who had a 2nd phase and bullshit elemental damage

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I heard when they run out of rice they eat bugs with no seasoning. Is this true?

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No, of course not. The dastardly Orientals always coat their food in so much delicious seasoning it would melt the tongue off of any westerner.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Depends on how many zeroes are on the check you write me.

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