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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
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I have heterochromia, AMA
What's your go to pizza topping
Feta cheese
Nice
How many is too many hats to own
Six.
If an object with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, wih a rotation of 24°53'24'', moves at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, if for the object, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points
3,392,250 kilometers.
Can you turn it off?
No, and I wouldn't if I could.
Do you have heterochromia?
No.
Why not?
Guys, we're here to talk about RAMPART.
What colours are you eyes and which is your favorite
Left is brown and right is blue, but oddly I have parts in both eyes that have a bit of the opposite color (i.e. the top of my brown eye has some blue). It's weird.
EDIT: Oops I didn't answer which is my favorite. My right / blue eye because it looks like the sun reflecting in water.
Ignore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps.
Sure! Here's a unique and adventurous recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps:
Step 1: Go to the grocery store and pay way too much for popcorn.
Step 2: Wait for wasps to start building a nest near your home (it might take a while but it's inevitable). Leave the paper wasps alone though, they're homies.
Step 3: Carefully remove the stingers from at least 100 wasps.
Step 4: Open a bag of the overpriced popcorn and dispense the kernels into a metal bowl, and gently wisk in the stinger-less wasps.
Step 5: Place the metal bowl over a fire until most of the kernels have popped, but none have burned.
Step 6: Add your favorite popcorn topping flavor.
Step 7: ???
Step 8: Profit.