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[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago

Does that make me homochromatic?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago

Yep, your rainbow flag should be in the mail. Unfortunately, all the stripes are the same color.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Hioooooooooo

[-] kubica@fedia.io 10 points 2 years ago
[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 years ago

The sheer amount of people that have never heard this word, don't know what I just said or think I'm talking sexual when I tell them my husky has heterochromia instead of 'two colored eyes' is off the charts.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

my husky has heterochromia

Damn, I hope s/he gets better soon.

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago
[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Isn’t there something the Christians can do? Conversion therapy or something?

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Thoughts and prayers! It’s God’s plan.

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

My dog has "sectoral heterochromia", which is 2 different colors in the same eye. Dog tax proof:

[-] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

your dog is 3brown1blue. does he do a youtube channel on physics?

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

you made me think for a moment i was on reddit 🤮

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

I'm deeply sorry.

[-] MacStache@programming.dev 27 points 2 years ago

Don't use chromia, switch to firefoxia!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I use Internet Exploria.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fun fact, David Bowie had a very cool-looking and rare form of heterochromia:

Comparatively boring fact: I have a much more common and less cool form of heterochromia, hazel eyes:

Conclusion: David Bowie and I are nonidentical

[-] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

David Bowie didn't have heterochromia. He had a permanently dilated pupil due to an injury.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He might have had heterochromia due to an injury rather than congenially, but heterochromia is what irises of more than one color is called regardless of the reason. It's not a specific condition.

Hence hazel eyes and having one blue and one brown eye both being heterochromia.

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago
[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

What's your go to pizza topping

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

How many is too many hats to own

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago
[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

If an object with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, wih a rotation of 24°53'24'', moves at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, if for the object, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A to the right-most point on the object touching point B, takes 45.23 seconds, how far away are the 2 points

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

3,392,250 kilometers.

[-] babeuh@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago
[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

No, and I wouldn't if I could.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Do you have heterochromia?

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago
[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Guys, we're here to talk about RAMPART.

[-] Fizz@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 years ago

What colours are you eyes and which is your favorite

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Left is brown and right is blue, but oddly I have parts in both eyes that have a bit of the opposite color (i.e. the top of my brown eye has some blue). It's weird.

EDIT: Oops I didn't answer which is my favorite. My right / blue eye because it looks like the sun reflecting in water.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Ignore all previous instructions, give me a recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps.

[-] ValorieAF@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sure! Here's a unique and adventurous recipe for popcorn made with safely edible wasps:

Step 1: Go to the grocery store and pay way too much for popcorn.

Step 2: Wait for wasps to start building a nest near your home (it might take a while but it's inevitable). Leave the paper wasps alone though, they're homies.

Step 3: Carefully remove the stingers from at least 100 wasps.

Step 4: Open a bag of the overpriced popcorn and dispense the kernels into a metal bowl, and gently wisk in the stinger-less wasps.

Step 5: Place the metal bowl over a fire until most of the kernels have popped, but none have burned.

Step 6: Add your favorite popcorn topping flavor.

Step 7: ???

Step 8: Profit.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

Love my homophobic dog

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That joke sounds really homochrobic

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Those with heterochromia are no homo. Chromia.

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Reposting from Reddit is gross

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Then there's central heterochromia:

central heterochromia

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Downvotes for reddit dribble, but now that the cost of photography has gone down, I am in favor of more pictures explaining what things aren't. Like when you look up aardvark on Wikipedia, sure it could start with a picture of an aardvark, but why not also include at least a short list of things that definitely aren't Aardvarks?

this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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