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Listen, I don't think this happens but...
(hexbear.net)
It's the funniest possible sequence of events, and no one wouldve seen it coming
What does that even look like for the culture of the US lol
Obviously despite being really funny he's a grotesque piece of shit, but there is some genuine pathos there lmao
He's the dog that caught the car and then got locked in the car for the rest of his life driving around to rallies in Jughoot County Oklahoma and Budweiser Falls Missouri having to pander to hogs about how big their trucks are and how beautiful their boats are. If he lived like 2800 years ago in Greece, Homer would have written a tragedy about him
I remember he once said his favorite song was "Is That All There Is?" by Peggy Lee, and it feels really fitting
Donald wept, for there were no more McNuggies left to dip