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JD Vance Has Panic Attack After Learning Jesus Was Childless
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Mawmaw sounds traumatic as fuck and I would have told her flat out I did.
Hey at least she said God would still love him. After all, she likes to suck dicks and God loves her, so it figures. And it would be okay. Of course he rejected that part, and decided to stick to furniture coupling.
How you know Mamaw likes to suck dicks? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
She was an alcoholic who bullied and tormented Vance's mother according to the book. But Vance hates his mother, so he loved Mawmaw for abusing his mom