Hull woman banned from defecating in public places (www.hulldailymail.co.uk)

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A woman from Hull has been jailed and handed a Criminal Behaviour Order which bans her from 'defecating in a public place' amongst other things.

49-year-old Brace Hull has been jailed for 46 weeks, as well as handed a three-year long order.

Named Hull, from Hull. What are the odds?

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[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 8 points 3 months ago

You do it in your pants but shake it out of your trouser leg, so one's bum cheeks are never visible, thus circumventing obscenity laws.

[-] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

This workflow requires very specific consistency, it's not recommended for beginners. Strict diet have to be followed as a preparation to achieve a perfect Bristol Type 1-3 on demand

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago

I wasn't claiming it was easy - I've spent years honing my diet to the point where I can consistently pull this off. It's not a beginner technique and not undergoing all the training and preparation could be disastrous.

[-] cook_pass_babtridge@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

It only works if you whistle the theme tune.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 3 months ago

The whistling is key.

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