Good ol' buttcraft 
I don't really mean in terms of mods, but like go off if you wanna. I'm a lifelong Minecraft enjoyer, played it basically from Alpha right up to release, and dropped off around 1.2ish. I've played it in bursts again over the years, but the more weird stuff they add the more weirded out I feel. I just wanna build houses with sloping rooves, sheesh... It does kind of make me wanna just give up and play Legacy Console on Wii U or something weird.
[Minecraft boomer alert I guess]
I don't totally hate what they've done with the game itself but it's clear that the launcher is a lost cause. Plus how does Java chug this badly on a Ryzen 2600? I have to choose between a performance mod that makes the game run, or pad support, because one of them uses Fabric and the other uses the other thing. Remember when Minecraft mods was just dumping .jar files into the game's directory?
I mean to ask, what is the way cool kids play Minecraft nowadays? Are there cool alternative launchers or modpaks or a specific version or whatever I can play that's cooler than Microsoft Occupied Minecraft and are more fun?
idk how the cool kids do it but as a big fucking nerd? i've been trying to get into Gregtech: New Horizons which is Minecraft for a very specific subset of autistic masochists who like to spend 18 years doing basic shit. I only really quit because every time I booted it up I could hear my ram chip crying
Fair. idk what type you got but i got the type that like to play factorio and seeing all the big machines go wheeeeee
I have the slightly different autism where I hate gregtech but love most other tech mods, especially applied energistics
oh that's beyond fair. Gregtech is bizarre and sucks and that's exactly why I like it. I don't think I've even made it to actual machines, unless you count a windmill multiblock
i heard it takes 8,000 hours to beat this modpack, good luck