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[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Every other page is a dick picture.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

They’re all mine but the lighting is creative and sometimes I put a hat on it.

[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago

Stop, I can only subscribe that hard

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I just subscribed all over my Spiderman underoos.

[-] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Are the TCP sockets locally sourced?

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Regardless, this restructuring of burger engineering opens up some new thinking. The longstanding dilemma, of course, is how one prevents the slipperiness caused by tomato slices.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Unless it’s a tomato fresh from a garden, like I’m talking about still warm from the sun, then it doesn’t belong on a burger.

[-] Starbuck@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

If you have a fresh tomato, it’s hard to beat a BLT to showcase the freshness of the tomato. Aside from just eating it sliced with a pinch of sea salt, of course.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Plus a little fresh cracked pep.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Even Mike Myers, Catherine O'Hara, Phil Hartman, Martin Short, Leslie Nielson, Colin Mochrie, The Kids in the Hall, Tommy Chong, Michael J. Fox?? John Candy?!?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Fair enough. To each their own.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I like your style.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Put it on a bagel with some cream cheese and fresh basil? Cracked pepper if you like?

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 11 months ago

Why not just on a sandwich, with a little mayo, salt, and pepper? Or a homemade biscuit or scone?

[-] Starbuck@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

A BLT is a sandwich with bacon lettuce tomato (and mayo if you like). You get the saltiness from the bacon.

I’m not sure if I’d put tomato on what I’d call a biscuit though. https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/southern-biscuits-recipe-2041990. I’m curious about what you have in mind.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 11 months ago

I'd encourage you to give it a try, if you're inclined. The simplicity is divine.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

My parents had grape tomato bushes growing in the backyard that my older sister and I would pick off the vine growing up. Divine. I enjoy a burger that warrants a slice, but have yet to devise a means to reasonably contain it. As Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery said "Failing to do so is my greatest regret."

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 7 points 11 months ago

My grandma had an apricot tree. I have never tasted an apricot as good as the ones that came from that tree.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Grown with love and dowsed in those tasty old school pesticides! Gives em a kick!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

A fresh tomato is squishy, not slippery like a mealy store ripen piece of shit so it contains itself.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 11 months ago

Curious how lettuce, full of water, protects the structural integrity of the bottom part of the bun? I'm not saying it doesn't, rather that it seems counterintuitive.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

It is just a water barrier. So anything water/wet can not get to the bun. But you need some adhesion layer, like sometime sticky below and above, perhaps with sharp edges from crunchy onions to really lock the layer in place. Then build up more layers.

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 11 months ago

I'll try that, next time, thanks!

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