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[-] DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org 290 points 3 months ago

What an imbecile. Mercury is a planet. It is too large to be hidden anywhere on a chess board

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 127 points 3 months ago

Wrong. Mercury is a god. He's much too powerful to do the biddings of a puny mortal.

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 80 points 3 months ago

You're both wrong, it's a car. I'm pretty crazy about one though.

[-] perslue@lemmy.ca 72 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You all were close but, still wrong. Marie Curie was a scientist.

[-] veloxization@yiffit.net 40 points 3 months ago

You're also wrong. He's a singer known as Freddie. And I don't know what kind of necromancy was used to get him on a chess board.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago

what kind of necromancy

This whole thread is a clue about that.

The necromancers used myrrh & curry.

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Your wrong about that

She used mer-curry which she got from mer-people

It's a mer-people specialty

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Is mer-curry really worth all the murmaider?
(Prob yes)

[-] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 24 points 3 months ago

And that scientists name? Albert Einstein.

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Marc Anthony is a singer/songwriter, pfffff.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago
[-] Bocky@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Gators are too big to fit in the bottles, can’t be that

[-] strawberry@kbin.run 3 points 3 months ago

not in microwave?

[-] cdf12345@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

This comment is an underrated gem.

Bravo sir.

[-] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Furthermore, you can't poison a chess board. It's only poisonous if it kills you when you eat it. That chess board is venomous.

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