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[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 89 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Are you aware that our mothers -- most of them anyway -- pushed each of us out of their VAGINAS??

You're good with that? Totally norms?


Seriously. Are these fuckwads still telling their kids that a stork delivered them as baby or some other fairy tale bullshit?

[-] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

All of y'all suckers walking around being “Man that is born of a woman is of few days, and full of trouble." (Bible, Job 14:1) and I'm like Shakespeare's MacDuff, circumventing prophecy by being born cesarean and... um.... not being full of trouble?

And my brother was adopted, so he was dropped off on our doorstep and we fostered him for a few years prior to adoption. So, extrapolating from my rigorous sample size of 2, no one was vaginally birthed by their mother.

this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2024
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