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Allegedly, you don't need to buy a ticket if you skydive in. I wonder if that also covers paragliders
The law, in its majestic equality, allows rich and poor alike to skydive into desert festivals for free
I can imagine some logistics issues with this one. I don't think you can skydive with multiple days of food and water on you. Upside is you can bring all the drugs you want if you parachute past security, so you might not need food if you're eating paper and shards for three days straight.
Just geared past the ears, grinding gravel with my rotating jaw whilst I fly into a massive burning strawman surrounded by billionaires and Chris Rock
Pilled to the gills!
This will be a sneaking mission. You must not be seen by the enemy. You must leave no trace of your presence. Is that clear? This kind of infiltration is the FOX unit's specialty. In other words, weapons and equipment are procure on-site... that goes for food as well. You'recompletely naked, just as your name implies.