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CBD is a lie invented by Big Cannabis to trick you into paying $2 for a gummy bear (hexbear.net)

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

it actually finishes ripening on the un-air-conditioned ride back home

[-] abc@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

hahaha it reaches peak levels of THC when, as your dealer is exiting the vehicle, you go "can I take $5 off for gas?" and he says "...wtf we didn't go that far" before asking if you want one of the puppies his dog recently had. NO I DO NOT BRO I WANT MY GAS REIMBURSED